Tag Archives: The Little Mermaid

Weekend Reading List: Sorrows, shadows, and sanctuary

tumblr_o0x0ukcKrR1qbi8feo1_1280

Hey kids, life stuff unfortunately got in the way of these weekend lists, but quite a lot of big things happened, so I won’t keep you hanging any longer.

  • This a very pretty comic series that recasts literary figures as witches, and there’s nothing more I want from life, really. [Electric Literature]
  • Unearthing the sea witch” is Hazlitt’s stab at unpacking the glory that is Ursula, and her source material, the drag queen Divine.
  • Problem Glyphs are magic sigils created by artist Eliza Gauger. They are meant to help with anonymously submitted problems, and they are very, very beautiful. There are also over 200 of them and I spent an enormous amount of time looking through them a little while ago.
  • The American Gods adaptation has cast its protagonist, Shadow. The gods’ errand boy will be played by Ricky Whittle, which is hugely promising in terms of casting diversity. [Tor]
  • In the face of the Angoulême Festival’s statement that women don’t appear in the history of comics, the Guardian has a pretty solid rebuttal.
  • Eleven year-old Marley Dias has put together a book drive to collect #1000BlackGirlBooks, or books with Black girl protagonists. Go Marley! [The Mary Sue]
  • This Toast piece takes on Aragorn, his tenuous claim to the throne, and the more bullshit aspects of life in Middle Earth.
  • Here are a couple of short stories for you: Laurie Penny’s “The House of Surrender” is an interesting look at criminal justice and rape culture from the point of view of a future culture, and Anne-E. Wood’s “Ghost Walk” a weird little story of murderous sisters. [der Freitag/Tin House]
  • And definitely read this note Octavia Butler wrote to herself as encouragement. Even her affirmations are beautiful. [Tor]

 

Image by Brian Duffy

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Terrifyingly specific search terms from people who were probably disappointed with my blog, Part I

Frodo_Baggins_Moria

They had no idea what they were getting themselves into.

  • sexy velma dinkley
  • velma dinkley nude tumblr
  • real sexy velma nude tumblr
  • velma dinkly fucking at comicon
  • nude velma dinkley looking for her glasses
  • sex daphne velma
  • sexy daphne velma scooby doo tumblr
  • velma,daphne and fred having sex
  • fred jones fucking daphne blake
  • sexy scooby doo reboot
  • ursula naked sea witch
  • ursula naked seawitch
  • ursula the sea witch naked
  • ursula sea witch porn
  • sexy elastigirl
  • elastigirl sexy
  • elastigirl sex
  • elastigirl naked
  • elastigirl feet
  • castle clash sexy
  • castle clash sexy heroes
  • castle clash girls breasts
  • castle clash assassin breasts
  • avatar the last airbender sex
  • aang orgasm face
  • elsa and jack frost sex
  • jack frost and elsa sex
  • frozen elsa and jack frost sexy
  • fanfic elsa/hans love sex
  • sexy frozen kristoff and anna sex
  • frozen elsa has sexual harassment increased
  • frozen elsa suck
  • nude disney characters tumblr
  • gravity falls twincest
  • video reenactment masculine homoerotic tolkien club
Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Weekend Reading List: Borg babes and scary stories

enhanced-buzz-wide-11166-1442945991-7

Top image by Andrea Hickey

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Weekend Reading List: Bikes, biases, and bisexual heroes

tumblr_nrrdonW0Jh1saxsmco9_r1_400

  • Guys guys guys I forgot to share this before, but Elly Blue sent me the Kickstarter for Pedal Zombies, her awesome bicycle-themed, feminist science fiction anthology, and it looks great and is so near the deadline and aaaalmost has enough money so go check it out!
  • There’s a long history of racebending Hermione Granger, and Buzzfeed has a lovely piece on why it’s important, and what it meant to a little biracial girl particularly.
  •  Woo this trailer for Goodnight Mommy looks scary/amazing. [AV Club]
  • The Swedish crime thriller My Name is N just came out in North America, and the backlash against the rugged bisexual action hero has already started. The Mary Sue has some interesting thoughts on the dearth of male bisexual characters, and the need for them.
  • So these Tumblr users took a throwaway line in The Goblet of Fire about Slytherin student Warrington potentially becoming the Hogwarts champion in the Triwizard tournament, and spun the most beautiful alternative reality story. I legit teared up.
  •   Hey ever thought that Disney movies would be a lot better if they were a lot queerer? (It’s not just me right?) Well if pairings like Aladdin/Hercules, Jasmin/Ariel, and Sleeping Beauty/Pocahontas sound interesting to you, you’ll want to check out these great gifsets (like the amazingness above). [Dopeybeauty.tumblr.com]
  • And finally, the Mary Sue on the absurdity of gendered children’s merchandise.
Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Monthly Reading List: The Sequel

IMG-0002

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Weekend Reading List: Shipping, shirts, and sea witches

tumblr_nf5nnnON231rybhf1o1_1280

Sometimes I neglect you for a week, but then there is so much new content when I get back that you have no choice but to forgive me, right? Right:

Top image: “Break the Ocean,” by Olga “Asu” Andriyenko.

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Weekend Reading List: Fan Fiction and Fridging Rue

babiiiiieeees

Image from bluemonkeywriting.tumblr.com

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

BAMFiles: Ursula the Sea Witch

hotbitch

I’ve been on a bit of a Disney villain kick lately, and I can’t say that I love any of them more than Ursula (though Maleficent is a close second, girl’s got style).

I think it says something about the limited scope of Disney princesses that as I’ve gotten older, I’ve identified more with each dainty little protagonist’s equivalent villainess. And nowhere is that more true than in The Little Mermaid, also known as The Little Whiny Brat who Undergoes Extensive Plastic Surgery for the Sole Purpose of Meeting a Dude.

Honestly? Ursula’s not a bad role model:

Get kicked out of Atlantis? Set up your own lair.

Need to make a living? Prey on people’s insecurities using your powerful magic. (Hey, I never said she wasn’t evil).

Need henchmen? Get Flotsam and Jetsam, possibly the only two evil sidekicks to ever succeed at anything.

Your plan to scam the spoiled little princess needs a boost? Transform yourself into an evil version of her to seduce her one true love. (But not for long, you’re much too fabulous in your original form, hunty).

Have a body type that almost never gets any representation in Disney films (or anywhere)? OWN IT.

Ursula gets. it. done.

And I love her for it.

canIhelpthatImsofabulous

Top image by krhart.

Tagged , , , ,

Weekend Reading List: STEM fields and self-promotion

HarrietTheIdol

  • First up is a piece that Becky Chambers wrote over at the Mary Sue about escapism, particularly in the form of video games, as a form of self-care. It’s something that’s very close to my heart, and a terrific read.
  • The Babysitter’s Club was a major part of my childhood (and together with Animorphs and Animal Ark completes the trifecta of kids’ series with a gazillion books that somehow were always present in your school library), and the Frisky has a roundup of the seven most scandalous moments in the series (spoiler: they’re not that scandalous).
  • On the subject of young adult literature, Buzzfeed has a list of great fashions from all your childhood books (if you were a late-nineties bookworm, that is). I still dress like Harriet the Spy, surprising no one.
  • Autostraddle has a great series on queer issues in STEM fields, and this instalment, about neurobiologist Ben Barres and his fight against sexism and heterosexism in academia, is a really great place to start.
  • Also about STEM fields, the New York Times has a really excellent, in depth article about the issues still plaguing women in physics. I cannot recommend it enough.
  • My Father’s Long, Long Legs is a Twine (text-based) game by Michael Lutz. It’s creepy and well-written, and doesn’t take long to play through. I’m a huge fan of the creativity that can stem from such basic game mechanics, and I don’t think it will be long before more Twine games get some mainstream play.
  • A trans* journalist was humiliated at Eurogamer Expo by a presenter hired for the event. Kotaku ran a story about it, but then she got a whole lot more hate. Can we please be better as a community?
  • Here’s a kitten brought back to life by a firefighter. [Most Watched Today]
  • And texts from a cat. [Sad and Useless]
  • How Many Earths? is a really cool interactive site that shows you how many potentially habitable, Earth-like planets there may be, based on the data gathered by the Kepler space telescope. [New Scientist]
  • These are genderbent couples from Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, and Aladdin, and they are glorious. [The Art of Doro]
  • “Confessions of a Snow Queen” is a beautiful piece (prefaced by a powerful poem) about the fetishization of white bodies in queer spaces, and the need to examine the white privilege present in dating. It’s a really thoughtful exploration of racial fetishes, and something everyone should think about. [Queer Libido]
  • And finally, I had a lot of fun at Montreal Comic Con, but I also wrote about the local artists and how they fit in (or don’t) to this huge, increasingly mainstream event. It’s over at Maisonneuve‘s website if that’s the sort of thing you’re interested in.
Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,