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Ouran High School Host Club is super queer and super great

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When scholarship high school student Haruhi Fujioka starts the new year at the prestigious Ouran Academy, she has no idea what she’ll be getting into. After accidentally stumbling into the unused classroom in which the host club entertains its female clients, she breaks a vase and must join the club to pay off the debt. Haruhi, apparently a natural at hosting, spends the rest of the series keeping up with the club’s hijinks, presenting as a man so that she can continue making money for them, and developing close relationships with the other members of the host club.

By focusing on a group of teenage boys whose primary goal is entertaining their female counterparts, the one-season Ouran High School Host Club, based on the manga of the same name, addresses young female sexual desire in a way that seems encouragingly direct for those of us used to the roundabout moralizing of Twilight and its ilk.

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In a self-aware parody of shoujo fiction, the boys all inhabit different “types” (the boy Lolita, the strong and silent one, and the prince, for example), and cater to their clientele by playing up those aspects of their personality. Their willingness to put on a show for the benefit of others contributes to the show’s many subversions, and both in terms of gender presentation and sexual orientation, Ouran High School Host Club is one of the queerest shows I’ve ever watched. How does it manage this? Let me count the ways:

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1. Multiple straight characters openly lust after someone they’re holding up as a male sex symbol

Sure, every now and again the boys will squeal over how cute Haruhi looks in dresses, but for the most part their over-the-top, only-semi-joking flirtations happen while in uniform, easily and without hangups. That other students may be watching and are unaware of Haruhi’s situation matters not at all. They’re obsessed with her, and it’s marvellous.

2. Haruhi sometimes refers to herself with the masculine pronoun, because it fits just as well

After getting mistaken for a boy on her first day, Haruhi decides that using male pronouns works just as well, and with one well-placed shoulder shrug, continues on her merry way. One of the few representations of fluid gender presentation I’ve ever seen (and definitely the only non-alien one), it’s fascinating to watch Haruhi go back and forth, unconcerned with how others might view her genderbending.

(For the purposes of this article I’m using “she,” since Haruhi tends to default back to presenting as a woman when not at school, but I could just as easily have been switching back and forth, which is in itself pretty great.)

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3. Haruhi’s fluid gender isn’t a major plot point, it’s just part of the premise

So why did Haruhi cut her hair short and start wearing men’s clothing? She got gum in her hair over the summer, got a haircut, and just went with it. There’s a complete lack of fanfare, and aside from an overly complicated plot to fool the school doctor, nothing much is made of her decision. She isn’t hiding, living a lie, or anything so dramatic. It’s just a choice she made that fits her well.

4. The club is headed by “Mommy” and “Daddy”

Club President Tamaki Suoh refers to himself as Daddy, and Vice-President Kyoya Ootori as Mommy. It’s an ongoing thing, and it’s adorable. Club parents!

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5. TWINCEST

Twins Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin have a special “type” all their own, and that’s playing up a homoerotic element of their close relationship. Their clients go bananas when witnessing these “stolen” moments between taboo maybe-lovers, and these two take the show from commentary on shoujo media to full-blown yaoi. To be fair, there’s something about objectifying homosexuality that’s problematic any way you slice it, but the pair are given space in the show to have personalities outside of their fetishized roles, and they undoubtedly make the show sexier.

6. Haruhi’s first kiss is with a girl, and she ain’t even mad

A strange sequence of events sees Haruhi sharing her first kiss with another girl at the school, and her reaction is basically “meh, no biggie.” Have you cottoned on to the fact that Haruhi is my hero yet?

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7. Haruhi’s dad is a bisexual drag queen

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT ABOUT THIS.

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Again, this show manages to do things still considered incredibly scandalous (at least by North American standards) and makes them into a complete non-issue. A widower who heads up his own drag show? Great parent. I love it.

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8. Rival school Lobelia Girls’ Academy. All of it.

When students from Ouran’s rival, Lobelia, come for a visit, the host club is introduced to the girls’ academy’s most popular students, who basically make their school seem like a beautiful sapphic paradise. They invite Haruhi to transfer, pretty heavily implying that she’d be a shoe-in for all their lady-loving action.

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9. More drag!

When the host club guys realize that Haruhi might be swayed by Lobelia’s offer, that she might in fact want more women in her life (either romantically or not), their first impulse is to show her that they can fill this area of her life, too. So break out the drag! Logic! It’s in there somewhere! That their efforts are framed as just another costume change is refreshing, as is the normalization of flexible gender presentation. Drag for all!

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What it comes down to is that I love this show, and it’s on Netflix so everyone should be watching it.

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The hitchhiker’s guide to webcomics: Princess-palooza

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Welcome to another round of webcomic recommendations! This week we’ll be talking about princesses, but don’t worry, these will not be your typical damsels in distress, your blushing maidens of yore. No, these will be ass-kickers, life-takers, strutters, and explorers.

(Side note: I’m just now realizing that my webcomic categories will likely have some overlap, so you’ll forgive me if YU+ME: dream and Curvyfeatured earlier, technically involve monarchs.)

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Princess Princess, Strangely Katie

Once upon a time there was an exiled princess locked away in a tall, tall tower… Oh, you know this story, do you? No, no you do not. When Princess Amira frees Princess Sadie from her penthouse prison cell, all bets are off. There are baby dragons and cookie-loving unicorns and love that triumphs over evil, fatphobic family members. What more do you need?

Status: Finished! It’s very short, so you have no excuse.

Read if you like: Dancing ogres, mutual rescuing, the colour pink.

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I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space, Megan Rose Gedris

Susan the secretary was just a normal Earth girl until Janet McSapphic and her crew of queer keelhaulers kidnap her and head for parts unknown. Will Susie ever see home again? Will they get away with their next heist? And who is the real princess of Lesbos-1? Find out in this wonderfully funny comic that lampoons everything from musicals to 1950s detective novels, all while passing the Bechdel test with flying (rainbow) colours.

Status: Finished, ran from 2006-2013. Due to copyright issues it’s no longer online, but I love it so much I’m recommending it anyway. Here’s a torrent.

Read if you like: Lady love, Barbarella, and pulp novels and The Odyssey.

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Nimona, Noelle Stevenson (a.k.a. Ginger Haze of The Broship of the Ring fame)

I may be stretching the princess theme a little here, but in my world the definition of princess includes shapeshifting, cool-hair-having, supervillain sidekicks, and it’s my blog so I do what I want. She’s basically a knight and that’s close enough, okay? Anyway, Nimona is amazing. Together with the villainous-but-not-really Lord Ballister Blackheart, she tries to uncover sinister plots and prove that sometimes the Good Guys aren’t good at all.

Status: Ongoing, updates Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Read if you like: Medieval science fiction, criminal father/daughter relationships, dragon factories.

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Erstwhile, Gina Biggs, Louisa Roy, and Elle Skinner

You’re probably familiar with the big names in Brothers Grimm fairytales, you know, your run-of-the-mill Snow White and Hansel and Gretel. But what about The Farmer’s Clever Daughter? Or The Sweet Porridge? Not so sure about those, are you? Never fear, Erstwhile is a treasure trove of little-known stories, beautifully adapted and illustrated, and is definitely worth the read.

Status: Ongoing, updates Mondays and Thursdays.

Read if you like: Dark fairytales and lots of different art styles.

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Webcomics: Adults Only

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Now that we’ve covered the comics that introduced me to the medium, let’s move on to something a bit racier. Below are some suggestions that range in topic and tone, but are all, unquestionably, NSFW. Seriously, you have been warned.

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Oh Joy Sex Toy, Erika Moen

I first ran into this comic over at Bitch Magazine, but Oh Joy Sex Toy—a weekly review of toys, accessories, porn, and more—also has its own dedicated site. The reviews are funny, knowledgeable, and feature a wide array of characters to help demonstrate the products. It’s a great resource, and fun to read!

Status: Ongoing, updates Tuesdays on both sites.

Read if you like: Sex ed, toys, and more toys!

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Chester 5000 XYV, Jess Fink

Priscilla feels neglected and lonely until her husband builds Chester 5000 XYV. He probably didn’t intend on the robot becoming his wife’s paramour, but sometimes these things happen. Completely free of dialogue, the comic is steampunk-beautiful, funny, and very, very sexy. We could all use some more robot love in our lives.

Status: Ongoing, updates sporadically, about once a week.

Read if you like: Victorian England, robots, dashing moustaches (on robots).

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Curvy, Sylvan Migdal

Ever imagine that you’re walking down the street, minding your own business, and suddenly a sexy stranger from another world kidnaps you and takes you on adventures? No? Just me? Either way, Curvy is fun, silly, and has everything from candy kings to pirates to dysfunctional superhero squads. What more could you possibly want?

Status: Ongoing, updates Saturdays.

Read if you like: Plots that make very little sense, sexyfuntimes that make you not care about the plot, liquorice.

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Ménage à 3, Gisèle Lagacé and David Lumsdon

Having roommates can be tough, but add a healthy dose of sexual tension and all sorts of shenanigans, and you get Ménage à 3, a comic that follows the romantic exploits and disasters of virgin Gary, punk Zii, and buxom Didi. The comic is unfortunately not science fiction or fantasy, but umbrella brand Pixie Trix Comix has a whole bunch more that are.

Status: Ongoing, updates Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.

Read if you like: Montreal, sitcoms, Archie comics.

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Webcomics: The beginning

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Webcomics, aside from being a whole lot of fun to read, allow comic creators almost unfettered access to an audience, free from the restraints that more traditional publishing would impose. Because of this, they’ve become a platform for a diversity of experiences and stories, and offer an almost shockingly woman-friendly community for those who find mainstream comics, like the big two, a little stifling.

I’ve been reading webcomics for a good few years now, so to kick the new year off well, I thought I’d provide some recommendations to anyone who might be looking for a new series to obsess over. Without any further ado, here are the comics that started it all:

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Questionable  Content, by Jeph Jacques

Now over 10 years old, Questionable Content began as a story about a boy, Marten, his roommate, Faye, and his filthy, anthropomorphized computer, Pintsize. The comic has since expanded to feature several more characters (both human and robotic) and tell wonderful stories about how hard it sometimes is to figure life out. It’s kind of a staple.

Status: Ongoing, updates Monday-Friday

Read if you like: Indie music, foul-mouthed robots, queer love!

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Girls with Slingshots, by Danielle Corsetto

You know that friend who is your polar opposite? The one with whom you have nothing in common and there’s no way you should even be able to tolerate each other but somehow you’re inseparable? That’s Hazel and Jamie. The backbone of a huge ensemble cast, Jamie and Hazel’s friendship is truly wonderful to behold as they take on careers, relationships, and talking cacti.

Status: Ongoing, updates Monday-Friday

Read if you like: BFFs, ghost cats, and about as much relationship diversity as you could possibly ask for.

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YU+ME: dream, Megan Rose Gedris

You think you’re reading a comic about two classmates who fall in love, but then surprise! You’re actually in the middle of a daring rescue in Dream World, and things only get better from there. Full of lush art styles, YU+ME: dream is a winding trip of a love story that follows Fiona’s quest to win back Lia and, you know, maybe save the world in the process.

Status: Finished, ran from 2004-2010.

Read if you like: Epic love that spans worlds, dreams, redheads.

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xkcd, by Randall Munroe

A collection of one-shot comics, xkcd deals with everything from physics to love to sarcasm, and does it magnificently. Whether it’s a minimalistic single panel with only a talking stick figure, or a sprawling silhouetted landscape ready for exploration, there’s something for everyone. Despite the simplicity of the art, there’s a very good reason Munroe was nominated for a Hugo.

Status: Ongoing, updates Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Read if you like: Science, infographics, stick figures.

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