WWDWD: What Would Dark Willow Do?
Tagged Arizona, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cece MacDonald, Cecil Chao, Dark Willow, Firefly, Jayne, Olympic Games, Red Pepper, Rush Limbaugh, Uganda, Westboro Baptist Church, Willow Rosenberg, Yoweri Museveni
- Dark Willow would make the Olympic torch blow up in Putin’s face.
- Dark Willow would make hateful picket signs bludgeon the Westboro Baptist Church to death.
- Dark Willow would make Arizona legislators sit in a dark room, watching the same Leave it to Beaver episode on loop for all eternity, Clockwork Orange-style, since they like the 1950s so much.
- Dark Willow would put all claustrophobic bigots in closets for years, see how they like it.
- Dark Willow would deny any involvement in the mysterious disappearances of Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni and the entire Red Pepper editorial board.
- Dark Willow would bury Cecil Chao in 6,500,000,000 pennies.
- Dark Willow would cross over to the Firefly universe, find Jayne, and shoot him with Vera.
- Dark Willow would reanimate Cece MacDonald‘s attacker, just to flay him. (Staying on brand, you know?)
- Dark Willow would shove a microphone down Rush Limbaugh’s throat. Or a basketball. She’s not picky.
- Dark Willow would stick her hands into her laptop, track down hacker douchebags, and short their circuits.