- Dark Willow would turn all Russian cinema into hard core gay bondage porn.
- Dark Willow would leave all UK immigration workers in a labyrinthine, Kafkaesque, bureaucratic mind-prison forever.
- Dark Willow would dump all soccer hooligans, naked, in the middle of Pride.
- Death by stoning? Sounds like a party.
- Dark Willow would find the bastards to attacked two trans* women in the subway, beating them and stripping them, along with all the people who watched and did nothing (and cheered), and recreate the scene exactly for them, because it’s horrifying enough on its own.
- Dark Willow would start a reverse Spanish inquisition, complete with terrified members of the Catholic church and sadistic lesbian satanists.
- Dark Willow would drown asshole Texas judges in a sea of placenta and birth certificates.
- Dark Willow would make Straight Conversion Therapy a thing.
- Dark Willow would make Rick Perry addicted to all the things.
- Soul-crushing life in prison sentences for everyone.
- Acid baths for everyone.
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